ok so like all I see on instagram right now is all this lolla this and lolla that let me brag about seeing every f*cking cool indie band on the universe right now all at once yeahhh look at me!!
I just don't get it, y'all.
how do I get THAT life and $hit?
these music festivals goers LITERally just hop around the world from one cool festival to another drinking beer and dancing and being wasted and drugged up. like real life hippies. except I know that shirt came from free people and I KNOW that $hit aint cheap. how do these people afford that $hit yet all they do is dance freely from one sweaty druggy festival to another? even if I had the schedule to do it I sure as hell wouldn't have the MONEY$$ y'all. these 'I look like I work at whole foods and make min wage and ride my bike and save the planet' hippies sure as hell must be bankin. rollin in some major cash, y'all. those cutoffs and vintage tees don't buy themselves, y'all!!!!
then they post that
$hit for all of us non music festival goers to see. dreamy filters on
pix of these bands playing with a perfect sunset and perfect city
skyline and perfect indie hipsters dressed in perfect indie $hit.
wtf. jealz. major jealz.
like, move to CALI already!!
SOMEtimezz it's what I do
sometimes..
sometimes I spend hours going through alllll my old profile pix. if I'm feeling low or had a bad day or some $hit or woke up with a nasty a$$ zit on my face or something. you know, just to remember how pretty I am and make myself feel better seeing that my old crush 'liked' my low cut cleavage pic and that b*tch I hated in high school commenting 'omg you are like so damn HAWT'. yeah, that $hit is good for my self esteem. sometimes I just go back and read how much people love me and think I'm pretty. then I leave my apt like feelin sooo much hawter. see people on the street and think damn, don't you wish you were this hawttt. bet you didn't have 19 'likes' on your last profile pix in the first 20 min of posting that $hit. 6 comments and one from an ex boyfriend. yeah, I am THAT hawt. bet you aren't that cool and popular as me. probably don't even has as many facebook friends as me!!
sometimes I just like to do that $hit before I start my day. coffee and some facebook esteem building. just to remind myself how much I love myself and mostly how everyone loves ME. #lovemyfriends #blessed #popularb*tch
sometimes I spend hours going through alllll my old profile pix. if I'm feeling low or had a bad day or some $hit or woke up with a nasty a$$ zit on my face or something. you know, just to remember how pretty I am and make myself feel better seeing that my old crush 'liked' my low cut cleavage pic and that b*tch I hated in high school commenting 'omg you are like so damn HAWT'. yeah, that $hit is good for my self esteem. sometimes I just go back and read how much people love me and think I'm pretty. then I leave my apt like feelin sooo much hawter. see people on the street and think damn, don't you wish you were this hawttt. bet you didn't have 19 'likes' on your last profile pix in the first 20 min of posting that $hit. 6 comments and one from an ex boyfriend. yeah, I am THAT hawt. bet you aren't that cool and popular as me. probably don't even has as many facebook friends as me!!
sometimes I just like to do that $hit before I start my day. coffee and some facebook esteem building. just to remind myself how much I love myself and mostly how everyone loves ME. #lovemyfriends #blessed #popularb*tch
I've got 99 problems, but a b*tch ain't one
wow. just WOW. ran into a mega b*tch last night. thought that type of $hit stayed at the playground I was at in effin THIRD GRADE!!
anywho, my friend had a 'bff' and I use that term loosely since this b*tch was her bff way back in like middle school. apparently she just got majorly dumped on her a$$ by her 5 year boyfriend so she needed her 'bff' again. hadn't talked to her in like 5 years but oh yeah now she needs her..#notfoolinme #fake
so this girl LITerally comes into town and we all do dinner last night and omg holy hell this girl was a b*tch. never met someone who first greets you with a glare and says 'oh yeah I already saw you on facebook pix. you actually look a little skinnier in person.' UM WOW nice to meet you too majorb*tch!! like OMG. I just don't do that $hit anymore. don't do drama. #maturity
so dinner was nothing short of a disasssster and I totes left those crazies to go home and eat some ben&jerrys and stalk instagram. wishin I was at tha beach or some $hit seeing all these fancies posting #funinthesun pix. feet in the sand and some $hit. lucky b*tches. I'll just eat my ben & jerrys and watch real houswives reruns.
anywho, my friend had a 'bff' and I use that term loosely since this b*tch was her bff way back in like middle school. apparently she just got majorly dumped on her a$$ by her 5 year boyfriend so she needed her 'bff' again. hadn't talked to her in like 5 years but oh yeah now she needs her..#notfoolinme #fake
so this girl LITerally comes into town and we all do dinner last night and omg holy hell this girl was a b*tch. never met someone who first greets you with a glare and says 'oh yeah I already saw you on facebook pix. you actually look a little skinnier in person.' UM WOW nice to meet you too majorb*tch!! like OMG. I just don't do that $hit anymore. don't do drama. #maturity
so dinner was nothing short of a disasssster and I totes left those crazies to go home and eat some ben&jerrys and stalk instagram. wishin I was at tha beach or some $hit seeing all these fancies posting #funinthesun pix. feet in the sand and some $hit. lucky b*tches. I'll just eat my ben & jerrys and watch real houswives reruns.
hungry as a mothabear
starving!! waiting for my bff (lylasforlife) to wake her lazy a$$ up so we can go brunch and $hit. craving like an omelette with home fries or pancakes OMG my stomach is DYYYING LITerally.
so last night was pretty fun..we went for cocktails and I skipped dinner (eating is CHEATING!!!) so I got pretty drunk pretty fast. we went to our fave dancing club and they played allll my fave indie songs so I was in my element. sort of forgot I was even with a friend there or where I even was LMFAO!!! so it was fun. music videos and $hit.
then I accidentally got a taxi without my bff. yeah I said I was IN MY ELEMENT dancing and $hit and sometimezzz I forget about what's going on around me. dancing with all the dark and crazy lights and $hit does that to me, y'all. like it's 1999 or some $hit.
so she finally made it back to my apartment and was pissed the hell off at me and made me like literally walk with her a$$ to Taco C to get some tacos and $hit.
now I wish she'd wake her a$$ up so we can go brunch then sun bathe by my pool while drinking girly cocktails, sheeesh. wake up boo!
#blessed
so last night was pretty fun..we went for cocktails and I skipped dinner (eating is CHEATING!!!) so I got pretty drunk pretty fast. we went to our fave dancing club and they played allll my fave indie songs so I was in my element. sort of forgot I was even with a friend there or where I even was LMFAO!!! so it was fun. music videos and $hit.
then I accidentally got a taxi without my bff. yeah I said I was IN MY ELEMENT dancing and $hit and sometimezzz I forget about what's going on around me. dancing with all the dark and crazy lights and $hit does that to me, y'all. like it's 1999 or some $hit.
so she finally made it back to my apartment and was pissed the hell off at me and made me like literally walk with her a$$ to Taco C to get some tacos and $hit.
now I wish she'd wake her a$$ up so we can go brunch then sun bathe by my pool while drinking girly cocktails, sheeesh. wake up boo!
#blessed
OMFG LANA UPDATE!!
OMFG GURL!! you did it AGAIN!! so damn HAWT AND SAUCY!!! this gurl rockzzz. what is up with this video, gurl? I mean I LOVED me some 'video games' and $hit but this is CRAZYPANTS!!! like OMG LANA!
love you girl. do your thang.
TGIFUNDAY
happy FRIDAYYY!! happy TGIFUNDAY to everyone!! what are y'all doing this weekendzz?? drinking that drank? dancing at tha club? #girlTIME #dontneednoman
I'm just counting down the rest of today at this lame a$$ job of mine. feeling sort of bloated, y'all from that chipotle for lunch! damn, I like freebirds better!! #freebirdsforLIFE but I can't wait to get my drink on and my dance on TOnight. maybe I'll even make out with a HOTTIE!! #truetalk
gonna go all out with the cat eyes and $hit makeup tonight. maybe even some justin beiber perfume!! (I hear that gets all the men!! HAWT!) can't even wait for this $hit. can't even wait to get off work!! it's going down toniiiight! can't wait to post pix bragging about how much better my life is than everyone elses LMFAO!!!
happy friday! #partyintheusa #themesong
I'm just counting down the rest of today at this lame a$$ job of mine. feeling sort of bloated, y'all from that chipotle for lunch! damn, I like freebirds better!! #freebirdsforLIFE but I can't wait to get my drink on and my dance on TOnight. maybe I'll even make out with a HOTTIE!! #truetalk
gonna go all out with the cat eyes and $hit makeup tonight. maybe even some justin beiber perfume!! (I hear that gets all the men!! HAWT!) can't even wait for this $hit. can't even wait to get off work!! it's going down toniiiight! can't wait to post pix bragging about how much better my life is than everyone elses LMFAO!!!
happy friday! #partyintheusa #themesong
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